A LITTLE OOPSIE

THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

AKA OSCARS.

BIGGEST AWARD SHOW OF THE SEASON.

I DON'T WATCH IT ANYMORE.

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE MOVIES.

I HAD ONLY SEEN THE COMMERCIALS

FOR "LA LA LAND."

I HAD HEARD ABOUT THE MOVIE

THAT HAD THE 3 BLACK WOMEN

WORK ON A NASA PROJECT

IN THE 1960's.

DON'T KNOW THE NAME.

HADN'T HEARD OF ANY OF THE OTHERS.

ANYWAY . . . I TURNED ON THE CHANNEL

WAITING FOR THE NEWS TO START.

THEY HAD WARREN BEATTY AND FAY DUNAWAY
AS THE PRESENTERS FOR BEST MOVIE.
THEY PLAYED "BONNIE & CLYDE" AND
IT WAS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THAT MOVIE!

THEY TOOK A LONG TIME ANNOUNCING.
HE SOUNDED DRUNK TO ME.
WARREN FINALLY HELD THE CARD UP TO FAY,
AND SHE SAID "LA LA LAND."

HOLDING THE OSCAR

LA LA LAND PEOPLE ACCEPTING.

WAIT A MINUTE!  NEVER MIND!
THE WINNER IS REALLY "MOONLIGHT."
SEE THIS CARD?
THIS IS NO JOKE!
WARREN BEATTY SAID HE WAS CONFUSED
BECAUSE THE CARD SAID:
BEST ACTRESS, EMMA STONE, FOR LA LA LAND.
SO FAY DUNAWAY SAW LA LA LAND, AND ANNOUNCED IT.

AND THE MOONLIGHT PEOPLE.

AFTER THE SHOW, EMMA STONE SAID
SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON . . . CUZ
SHE WAS ALREADY HOLDING THE CARD
THAT HAD HER NAME ON FOR WINNING
BEST ACTRESS.

A CLOSE UP SHOWS THAT WARREN BEATTY
WAS ACTUALLY HOLDING THE BEST ACTRESS ENVELOPE!
(THERE ARE 2 OF EACH)

THE GUY IN CHARGE OF HALF OF THE ENVELOPES
WAS BUSY BACKSTAGE . . . TWEETING!
LOOKS LIKE HE HANDED THE WRONG ENVELOPE!
BAH BYE, JOB!!!

BILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WATCH
THE OSCARS EVERY YEAR.

AWKWARD.

AND SOMEHOW, I'M SURE THE "LEFT"
IN HOLLYWOOD WILL BLAME PRESIDENT TRUMP.

#NOTMYOSCAR

AND, IT REALLY WASN'T.